50+ Funny instagram captions

BEST EVER 50 FUNNY IG- CAPTIONS

• My prince is not coming on a white horse… he’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere, really confused.
• I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open, looking for answers. Also food.
• How I feel when there is no coffee? Depressor.
• Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You Too? I thought I was the only one.
• Procrastination is my best friend.
• My professor is like Oprah Winfrey, she throws home works at us like it’s a car.
• College lectures would be so much fun with Game of Thrones references.
  
• I’d rather be at Hogwarts.
• I want somebody to look at me the way my dog looks at food.
• My dog is mad at me because they could smell another dog on my clothes.
• Did you say pancakes?!My bed is a magical place. As soon as I jump into it, it reminds me of all the things I haven’t yet completed.
• They say don’t try this at home. So, I tried it at my friend’s home.
• Friday – My second favourite F word.
• For me being in math class is like watching a foreign language movie without any subtitles.
• When nothing goes right, just go left.
• This week I was pulled over by a cop. He said, “Papers.” I said, “Scissors and I win.” Don’t think the cop found it funny.
• Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
• My mom – Why is everything in your room on the floor? Me – “Mom, don’t you understand concept of gravity?
• Just one more cookie. Just one more minute. Just one more episode – Lies I tell myself.
• I got back with my Ex… X box 360.
• What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
• So you’re telling me I have a chance.
• Yesterday, I changed my WiFi password to “Hackitifyoucan”; today, someone changed it to “Challenge Accepted”.
• Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
• For every action, I have a clever reserve caption.
  
• I need a six month holiday, twice a year
• How did I get back to my crib last night
• we made it, it’s Friday!
• I read the twilight books
• When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
• Friday, my second favorite F word
• Women drivers rev my engine
• I like coodies
• Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
• At least this balloon is attracted to me!
• I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
• Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it
• I woke up like this
• Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
• What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram
• Thank you for making me feel less alone.
• The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”
• Cross fit? I play real sports.
• A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
• At dawn, we ride.
• you are enough.
• This seat is taken.
• I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it.

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